Office work

Ever wonder what the inside workings of a powerful prestigious Dallas law firm are like? I have decided to give you a glimpse by sharing a recent email that was circulated firmwide.

Subject: DIET COKE

Who drinks Sprite? I have never seen a single solitary soul in this office drink Sprite. . . Yet, we have about four cases -- cases-- of sprite in the refrigerator. All that ridiculous Sprite leaves very little room for DIET COKE. DIET COKE is better than Sprite. It is far superior for two reasons: I drink it and so does Blocker.

The new refrigerated beverage mix should be as follows:

DIET COKE : 88%

Coke : 12%

If someone wants a Sprite, they'll have to drink it warm.