Thursday, April 16, 2009

Introductions and golf.

Hello. My wife has a blog. I decided I wanted my own. Here it is.

This blog is a husband and father's perspective on family life. Plenty of sarcasm soon coming your way.

So, here I am with my dell mini cranking up a blog. Watching Madagascar for the 400th time with my eight year old. He's laying on my elbow sucking his thumb as we speak. He's a tired bug today. (You! higher mammal -- can u read?)

We have been learning how to golf. So far, we have achieved mastery of divots. Here's what I have learned:
Hitting chunks of mulch is more fun than hitting the ball.
If we do hit the ball, it must always be aimed at the street.
The person holding the club has the right of way, all others duck or move.
Three misses in a row gives you permission to pick the ball up and throw it.
Golf is a great sport. . . until you play it, then it's dumb.

More to come tomorrow my peeps.

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